Once upon a time a black girl & her blackberry traveled to..the ghetto..

He says "you be's on the blackberry. Aww shiiit. A'ight shawty. I feel ya. I feel ya"

I said "I'm not on anything. I'm on my two feet right now. And I'm not feeling anything I know of"

He looks at me an smiles "you a cute little white black girl"

I smiled and said "why thank you kind black gangster man"

Luckily, I didn't get shot that day. Thank you blackberry.

-hahahaaa.
Sent from my U.S. Cellular BlackBerry® smartphone