my docket of dislikes. tell me yours!

-iPhones
-people who wear gym shoes ALL THE TIME.
-people who think they're THAT important in your life and they're not
-haters
-people who hate something one minute then they're suddenly obsessed with it
-uncapped pens
-thin paper
-small purses that remind me of trailer trash
-someone who has ONE purse..wtf
-the new text lib "smh"
-ppl who txt lyk dis (spell the whole damn word out please!)
-messages like these; FWD:9837460FWD:FWD:FWD: text this to 15 people or little mary-or whoever will murder you in your sleep. (don't send me that shitz)
-song lyrics like; "Yeah, o lets do it/Ay/O lets do it OR flow tighter than a d*ck in the butt" (really?! how about flow that's tighter than stockings..i don't know)
-rappers with the most dumbest nomenclatures; i.e. waka flocka flame
-finding stray blonde hairs (my hair isn't blonde)
-wearing socks when you step in water
-phones without a qwerty keyboard
-people who outbid you on eBay at the last minute .. wtf!
-girls with slutty facebook statues.. (i honestly don't want to know you like sucking certain things..have some respect..for facebook if not yourself)
-FACEBOOK changing its layout all the time!
-facebook games..its facebook why are you playing games on facebook..
-MySpace
-the relationship status - "its complicated" (then get your butt off facebook and fix it..?)
-Lil Wayne
-letting someone in class borrow my pen then looking over and its in their mouth..THAT'S NOT YOUR PEN, DUDE!
-people who try to make a conversation when trying to check-out. (i don't want to talk, i just wanna pay for my shitz and get out of there)
-seeing someone in my shoes walking around the house..(those AREN'T yours, take them off and i'll tell you where you can get a pair)
-when your friend has a crush on someone ugly..and they ask if they're cute..
-when i'm right about you.
-insomnia
-staying up and sacrificing my sleep to talk to you late at night only for you to fall asleep on the phone.
-creepy acrylic nails
-obvious black names but the child is white..
-black names in general.
-eBay bidding (seeing something you want on eBay and looking and seeing 4d 19hr 32m remaining and the price is $5.67)
-people with my exact cell phone
-baggy pants
-people who can't speak proper english
-southern accents..(sorry that's just not my cup of tea)
-the system
-bad movies
-free movies on OnDemand
-AT&T Uverse
-good songs ruined by old memories
-good bands that are underground indie then suddenly on MTV
-MTV..i mean RTV
-reality tv shows that are completely pointless (still standing, tiny & toya, 16 & pregnant etc)
-real world challenge whatever meat II (those dumb shows..i honestly don't care to see them fighting drunkenly over sloppy seconds)
-lotions with a bad water/lotion ratio (90% water, 10% actual lotion)
-disney stars with albums out...? (act..that's why you were hired..you're no hannah montana sweetheart)
-the show; good luck charlie and other shows on Nickelodeon and Disney channel about
NOTHING
-the fact that Jackson (from hannah montana) is 32 or something, married with children..and he plays a 17 yr old..wtf...creepy...
-missing my favorite bands when they're in town
-vicodin
-nick kobitter
-hannah dobryman.. (i NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU)
-pajamas that don't match...in some way
-missing socks
-strange hairs in the tub..ugh...*shudders*
-washing dishes..(i didn't use)
-my father
-eating when i'm bored
-green beans...any beans..except if they're in veggie chili
-avocado not used to make guacamole
-allergies
-Minnesota
-making up a routine and then completely forgetting it..
-loud black people
-the assumption; i love fried chicken, grape soda, hot sauce, lil wayne and watermelon just because i'm black...wtf...no!..i like sushi, coca-cola, guacamole, the Beatles and pineapple.

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